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queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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31 seconds ago on October 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

megad0uche:

fuckinggno:

epitomeofloyalty:

Ellen gets Ellen’s blessing

Ellenception

Gay Ellen, meet Gay Ellen

11 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

muirin007:

themaskednegro:

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I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

11 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

generaltriplett:

"I believe with a little tweakin’ on the terminals in DC we can flip the script, take out every last dead one of them; fire with fire.

11 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #twd #the walking dead 
mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics


The fourth dimension is not time.
It is goat.

mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

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The fourth dimension is not time.

It is goat.

11 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

I wrote an entire paper and now I can’t write a closing paragraph.

11 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |J
Tagged as: #why writer's block why #you literally just have to sum up what you already wrote 

dandelionfunky replied to your post: why is there banging in the library it…

Do you mean banging as in noise or banging as in coitus?

I believe it’s just noise but I did not investigate

11 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |J
Tagged as: #dandelionfunky 

"God, the way you look at me sometimes …”

13 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #all I want in life is a man who looks at me like nathan looks at haley 

why is there banging in the library it’s supposed to be quiet for fucks sake

13 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |J

imaginehanniballecter:

halloween-cannibals:

imaginehanniballecter:

Imagine Hannibal Lecter chillin in the center of a giant blanket burrito.

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season 3, episode 1

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 52.

13 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

14 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

If I have removed one earbud from my ear please only speak to me on that side k thanks

14 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |J
Tagged as: #not trying to be difficult here I just cannot hear you 

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

1 day ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #and yet I am 

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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1 day ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

1 day ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #I work 20 hours a week take 15 hours of class am an officer in a club on campus and am in sorority #I know stress