Ellen gets Ellen’s blessing
Gay Ellen, meet Gay Ellen
Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?
I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.
"I believe with a little tweakin’ on the terminals in DC we can flip the script, take out every last dead one of them; fire with fire.”
goats are literally Masters of Physics
The fourth dimension is not time.
It is goat.
I wrote an entire paper and now I can’t write a closing paragraph.
dandelionfunky replied to your post: why is there banging in the library it…
Do you mean banging as in noise or banging as in coitus?
I believe it’s just noise but I did not investigate
"God, the way you look at me sometimes …”
why is there banging in the library it’s supposed to be quiet for fucks sake
Imagine Hannibal Lecter chillin in the center of a giant blanket burrito.
season 3, episode 1
I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 52.
The ultimate dad joke compilation
If I have removed one earbud from my ear please only speak to me on that side k thanks
i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress